Congratulations, again, on joining the most unruly game in the world. It takes a special kind of person to say, “Sure, I’ll dedicate a portion of my summer to kind, courageous, and defiant acts of fun.” You’re not going to believe the weird and kind shenanigans we have in store for you…

In the meantime, we wanted to remind you of the abundance of oddities we have to offer if you decide to upgrade your GISH registration package. This year, we are helping a very important cause: Merlin’s KIDS. A portion of proceeds from our I.M. Possubull plushie will benefit Merlin’s KIDS, an organization that trains and places highly-skilled, service dogs with young people and veterans in need of support due to neurological, physical, or psychological challenges.

We have unexpected baubles, collectibles, and some items you’ll learn you can’t live without. See the full list of what you can get below!

So get on it and upgrade your bauble factor! Enjoy your goodies.

Henotic hugs,
Team GISH

 

Premium-Lite
  • You’ll receive a signed holiday card from actor and Chief Rabble-Rouser Misha Collins containing his trace DNA. Which holiday, you ask? Well, that’s a surprise…
 Mega-Premium Package
  • A semi-lovingly Misha-autographed “Official GISH Flag” which can be used to claim your property— or anyone else’s. Like a freak flag, let it fly.
  • A customized, limited-edition “GISH PopSocket” to help you get a grip… on your phone while capturing moments of abject weirdness and fun, if you’re into that sort of thing. Which you totally are.
  • You’ll also get all the life-improving stuff in the lower Participation Package tiers, which should ship in late Fall depending on our shipping sloths.
Most Premiumerest Package

Welcome to the big leagues, kid. This is the most valuable package we’ve ever put together… it just doesn’t get any. better. than. this. In addition to all the stupendous package tier items above, you also get:

  • The official “2018 GISH Collector’s Pin” for all your pin trading needs and stabby reasons.
  • A deluxe, post-hunt “Relaxation & Activity Coloring Book” for hours of mindless fun and distraction from the wretched horror that is “real” life.
  • A limited-edition 2018 GISH Charm Set. Very charming.
  • Your very own Squeezable Misha Collins stress ball, aka the “MishSqueezie™”. This baby is the perfect object to grip tight during stressful moments. Squeeze it. Throw it. Stroke its cheek affectionately… what you do with it is entirely up to you.
  • An exclusive “Mystery Key” that will unlock hidden secrets. No, you don’t get to know what they are. Yet.
  • The newest innovation in automated admiration, “CustomCompliments™” by Misha Collins is a one-of-a-kind service that allows friends to send themselves, and each other, audio compliments direct from Misha Collins. You’ll hear from us. They’ll hear from him.
  • The Official GISH “Blue Sock Monkey Hat”. It’s called fashion. Look it up.
  • One precious “I.M. Possubull Emotional Support Plushie (E.S.P.)” to rule them all. A portion of proceeds from our I.M. Possubull plushie will benefit Merlin’s KIDS, an organization that trains and places highly-skilled service dogs with young people and veterans in need of support due to neurological, physical, or psychological challenges.
  • The Fabulous GISH “Store-it-All bag”. If it doesn’t fit in this sleek everyone-will-want-it-but-we’ll-never-make-it-again branded messenger satchel bag, you don’t need it anyway.
  • PLUS, you’ll receive all the majestic goods from the lower packages, whether you like or not. Ships Autumn-ish. Free shipping.