For our 10-Year Anniversary Hunt, the GISH Species Hybridization Lab hive mind concocted what may be our strangest new hybrid species mascot to date.
Part rusty-patched bumble bee (Bombus affinis), part African black-footed cat (Felis nigripes), this bumble bee-meets-feline mashes up two IUCN endangered and vulnerable species to create a new mascot that’s a sweet as a kitten… until you cross her! Our new kitty (kitt-bee?) mascot is friendly, but she’s also a mercurial, fierce fighter and she isn’t declawed. Get on her wrong side and watch the fur fly — literally — as she stings and scratches in a flash. You’ve been warned!
We’re not saying GISH is a dangerous work environment, but OSHA reports indicate an alarming rate of turnover for GISH mascots due to “workplace safety incidents.” To be blunt, mascots sometimes meet a tough end! Previous mascots have been run over by a bus, gone to rehab, had nervous breakdowns, lost rigged elections, been hospitalized in unfortunate bounce-house injuries, and were even eaten alive.
After our 2019 mascot Assbutt asked to cocoon-in-place due to COVID-19 fears, the Sqroose bravely took on this hazardous gig as a long-term independent contractor and has been doing a great job when he actually shows up for work.
So it is with heavy hearts that we report that Sqroose is on indefinite leave after a completely accidental workplace injury — one that is in no way GISH CORP’s fault since our beloved moose/squirrel hybrid failed to report that they’re allergic to both bees AND cat scratches, so they definitely can’t sue us. (Our lawyers made us say that part.)
But don’t fear, Gishers! Sqroose received immediate first aid and our GISH hybrid vets report that the stitches should heal in a few weeks. Meanwhile, Beeline has graciously agreed to take over the job for the 2021 season.
But just between us, we kind of wonder if she meant to take Sqroose down to snag the coveted role herself…
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